Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
and the wisdom to hid the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also help me to be careful on the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass I may have to
kiss tomorrow

Help to always give 100% at work
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help to remember .....
When I am really having a bad day
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell
them to bite me

How am I gonna live through year end!!!